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You know, I think it's just gonna be cheaper to kill that son of a bitch. Head or gut? Joe Hallenbeck: [stands up from his chair] [37:16] Hey, Milo. 2021. Ask me. Milo: How fat is she? She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat. Soundtracks, Joe has just found out that Mike was sleeping with his wife, Joe Hallenbeck wakes up in his car and stares at his grubby reflection in the mirror, Jimmy is being approached by a bunch of goons, Joe gets to his office, after waking up next to a dead squirrel a bunch of kids threw in his car, Jimmy tries to punch Joe, who subsequently blocks his punch and pushes him on the ground, Joe doesn't like the music being played at the strip club where Cory works, pretends to give him a light and punches him instead, giving Jimmy a briefcase full of $6 million, Joe just found out that Mathews was having an affair with his wife, to his neighbor's dog who keeps coming into his yard, Joe is convinced Sarah is hiding another man in their bedroom closet, Jimmy throws a "Shredder" shotgun shell into the fireplace, Opens a switchblade and holds it in Joe's face, Joe and Jimmy are trying to tell the bodyguards in a car about a bomb, Jimmy shows Joe the drawing of a bomb with "BOM" written below, Jimmy has just survived being thrown off an overpass and is now trying to calm startled motorists, Joe and Jimmy arrive at the stadium and see Marcone's car. Register / Log in. I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! Darian Hallenbeck: Leave it the fuck alone. Joe, how long have we been friends? I can't do nothin' right. Alley Thug: You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. Jimmy Dix: I gotta be somethin', Harp. Alley Thug: Hey man, would you stop with the wife shit? Mike Mathews: Is there some guy bothering you? 00:19:12 Alex, the astronaut. Sheldon 'Shelly' Marcone: You ever play ball? Joe Hallenbeck: the astronaut. Jimmy Dix: I believe in love. Six hundred and fifty dollars? Yeah, something like that. I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! Joe Hallenbeck: | | Who gives a f***? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherf***er with a hat. The most famous phrases, film quotes and movie lines by Bruce Willis . You're saying they're both diseases? Sheldon 'Shelly' Marcone: I swear to Christ, Junior, if I survive this fuckin' case I'm gonna dance a jig. After his death, the police will receive a photograph of you, Joseph, handing over the briefcase, and blame you for the crime. No, I got the fuckin' Vienna Boys Choir with me. After I'm dead, they'll perform the autopsy. Joe Hallenbeck: Jimmy Dix: Yeah, well, why don't you pour me another? To Scouts at 1937 Jamboree. Scrabble Man: Advise Rodney Dangerfield here of the situation. Milo: Just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain. Sure, whatever you say. Scout ’s older brother. Scout is describing her home early in the novel. Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for a guy about to take a bullet. I'll have to charge you extra. Cory: I'd love to meet the bitch that fucked you up. Then a truck comes out of nowhere then you're talking to the God and say, "hey, help me out big guy, I pay taxes, I go to church, What's with this dead wife and kid shit?" Jimmy Dix: If you go any faster we're gonna travel back through time. Where ya callin' from, the bottom of the pool? You ever wear, like, a little cowboy hat? Are you in some kind of trouble? Mike Mathews: Like pigs! Hey, you got a car here? For now, how about a drink? Go put some clothes on. You didn't? The Last Boy Scout. The young Scout Finch, from "To Kill a Mockingbird," by Harper Lee, is one of American literature's most iconic and unforgettable fictional characters.The book deals with issues of racial injustice and gender roles in the American South. Jimmy Dix: Hey, ugly! The hell's that number on the back of your head? Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said. Joe Hallenbeck: The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy. Joe Hallenbeck: That's my f***ing statement! Only better than that. Joe Hallenbeck: Too risky, I might start thinkin' about you and slash my wrists. [Jimmy has just survived being thrown off an overpass and is now trying to calm startled motorists] Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Milo: Since it's the '90s, you don't just smack a guy in the face. You don't just go around punching people. Now I'm saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial shot. [Joe doesn't like the music being played at the strip club where Cory works] Sheldon 'Shelly' Marcone: And I'm supposed to be trembling with fear, something like that? Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Jimmy Dix: If I were a cat, I'd purrrrrr. Joe Hallenbeck: Milo: What is that, like a license plate in case someone tries to steal it? Sorry, my subscription to JUGGS magazine ran out. You ever play ball? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken! I've got bad news and bad news. The script by Shane Black moves and feels exactly like his script for Lethal Weapon, with the same wisecracks, putdowns, fights, scenes of torture, and over-the-top climax. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Last night I fucked your wife. Jimmy Dix: Hey man, just leave him the f*** alone. Oh, you're a lot of fun to be with. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain. Last Chance To See; Life, the Universe and Everything; Mostly Harmless; So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul; The Restaurant at the End of the Universe; The Salmon of Doubt; Young Zaphod Plays It Safe; Dr. Seuss; Dwight MacDonald; E. M. Forster; e.e. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. But he isn't answering because he isn't taking any calls that day, then I get a call from the league, and they're saying, "Hey kid, your career is over." [with Jimmy Dix in jacuzzi] I was thinking a cave with... skulls and shit. The screaming part, I believe. Maycomb is old, but in the 1930s it was also tired. Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet. Joe Hallenbeck: You still want the job? Could happen to anybody. Joe Hallenbeck: "Go fuck yourself." As a matter of fact there is a problem. You're the one who hates you. Wrong place, wrong time. You want the envelope the hooker had, right? We're talking about some big bucks here. Man, you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss. Jimmy Dix: Hallenbeck's a bum. May I have another? No, I'm just trying to break the ice. You tell anybody, I'll kill you. He gave it back because it wasn't enough. Joe Hallenbeck: After f***ing your wife I'll take two. Joe Hallenbeck: Hey, man. Jimmy Dix: And you do have that envelope, don't you? No heroes left. [speaking as puppet] For any boy who promises on his honor to obey the Scout Law will do so as a Scout, as a grown-up, as a husband, father, worker, no matter how far he ever gets from his neckerchief. I Just got a statement from Hallenbeck's neighbor. Be Prepared. You see, with all the heroes gone, legalized gambling is about the only thing that'll save the beast. Can we do a formal introduction here? Alley Thug: Everybody hates you. You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife. Looking back now, it is probably a bit better than that. Jimmy Dix: Joe Hallenbeck: Jimmy Dix: She get's evidence to use against 'em, right? Nobody likes you. Another tragic tale of wasted youth. Whatever you say. Jimmy Dix: Mike Mathews: Jimmy Dix: Yeah, sure Jimmy. [Jimmy throws a "Shredder" shotgun shell into the fireplace]. Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said. | This line serves a dual purpose. Jimmy Dix: No, I'm just trying to break the ice. Hey, that's not funny, man. Jimmy Dix: [stands up from his chair] Now you're starting to piss me off. Lieutenant Benjamin Bessalo: Easily move forward or … Just my friends call me Shelly. Scrabble Man: Jimmy Dix: Good morning, gentlemen. Hey flash, rescue attempt? Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two. I wish that water wasn't wet, I wish the sky wasn't blue and I wish that I didn't still love my wife. Joe Hallenbeck: Jimmy Dix: Pat Boone. [Joe is convinced Sarah is hiding another man in their bedroom closet] Why don't you just go ahead and hit me? You throw a shot into her too? You don't just go around punching people. [giving Jimmy a briefcase full of $6 million] Ahh, life sucks! [Mike is trying to offer Joe a case] You got one of those? This moment when Scout finally meets and speaks to Boo Radley is one of the pivotal moments of the narrative. Yeah, well, why don't you pour me another? Joe Hallenbeck: Bit late for a stroll, don't you think? Joe Hallenbeck: Joe Hallenbeck: Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool but you've got to take a bullet. To the bathroom, okay. That's nine zeroes, son. Jimmy: Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He could be a God damned cop. Joe Hallenbeck: All private detectives are scumbags. Scrabble Man: He's in a good mood, Jake. Jimmy Dix: It's very abusive-sounding. Joe Hallenbeck: They don't, like, have a TV in them or something? See Pablo, he's no sweat! "Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme." Just won't let go, huh? Scrabble Man: The envelope, very smart. I think we might have to get some more. Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken. Darian Hallenbeck: I think we might have to get some more. [Jimmy shows Joe the drawing of a bomb with "BOM" written below]. What would you do, Joseph, if somebody told you to go fuck yourself? The Last Boy Scout (1991) clip with quote The pass is complete to Billy Cole. He calls me Joseph. "First of all," he said, "if you can learn a simple trick, Scout, you’ll get along a lot … McCoskey: You think you're so fuckin' cool, don't you? It's a football thing. Feel like I've been rode hard and put away wet. Jimmy Dix: Jimmy Dix: Call him and tell him that you're fucking losing it! All right! I'd say roughly until you started banging my wife. They don't, like, have a TV in them or something? Mine's Cornelius. Milo: And you do have that envelope, don't you? Be prepared. The Last Boy Scout got pretty roundly ripped by critics at the time and did decent business but was not a huge box office hit. | Joe Hallenbeck: I hate this funk shit. [Jimmy tries to punch Joe, who subsequently blocks his punch and pushes him on the ground]. 500 bucks is 500 bucks, Mike. At least I didn't shit my talent away on coke. I almost bought it there! Joe Hallenbeck: I like ice. Joe Hallenbeck: See more ideas about boy scouts of america, boy scouts, scouts of america. Hey, would you stop with the wife shit? I'm a trained professional. Joe Hallenbeck: Joe Hallenbeck: Jimmy Dix: I'm saying again for the cheap seats, Lieutenant. Joe Hallenbeck: Alley Thug: | He was my best friend. Mike Mathews: [laughs] Jimmy Dix: Alley Thug: It's ironic, don't you think? Sheldon 'Shelly' Marcone: It's okay, folks. Yes, officer. You should've shit on it. Then I'm going to put a bullet in that door. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Scrabble Man: Real guns, real bullets. The first half stunk! Joe Hallenbeck: The Last Boy Scout (1991) 00:19:12 Alex, the astronaut. Joe Hallenbeck: What's he gonna do, light a match and breathe on the guy? Joe Hallenbeck: I swear to Christ that if I survive this f***ing case I'm gonna dance a jig. - Jimmy Dix: Why don't you pour me another? Joe Hallenbeck: "Last Boy Scout Quotes." Frisk him please. The American public is piss-pot tired of it, and they're changing the channel. The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy. Jimmy Dix: Sheldon 'Shelly' Marcone: 'Cause nowadays all I do is lose friends, drink, and … Jimmy Dix: If they're all alike, why do … Joe Hallenbeck: It's about f***in' time. Connections Real guns, real bullets. Kick him again. Jimmy: You're a real bastard, ya know that, Joe? Jimmy Dix: Is there some guy bothering you? The Last Boy Scout - memorable quotes. So when do you graduate? So listen, I'm booked. Joe Hallenbeck: Who gives a fuck? Jimmy Dix: You're like a f***in' lowlife to me. Oh, if it isn't Shelly Marcone himself. It's nothing serious, let's just wait for Hallenbeck. Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, cars're gettin' too hard to steal. Joe Hallenbeck: What's he want? I ask "why?" Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is. Categories. Joe Hallenbeck: Bad news is someone bounced Jimmy Dix off a car. It was an accident, right? Cory: Joe Hallenbeck: Smile, you f***. Sure, sure thing buddy. Bust me in the chops. He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes. Joe Hallenbeck: I'll tremble later. Push this vile fuck off the road, man! Jimmy Dix: Kick 'em again. Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah well, friends can't be perfect. I told you, if you ever touch me again, I'll kill you. I forgot to tell you. How fat is she? Nothing personal. Smile, you fuck. Jimmy Dix: [shows the drawing to the bodyguards] Head Coach: [Joe reaches out his hand, Jimmy slaps it] Write it down and shove it up your ass. You're like a fuckin' lowlife to me. cummings; Edgar Allan Poe; Edmond Haraucourt Joe Hallenbeck: Joe Hallenbeck: Quotes.net. You're gonna lose. On the one hand, it provides a sense of the town. Last night I f***ed your wife. Jimmy Dix: Jimmy Dix: You couldn't nail a two dollar whore. Joe Hallenbeck: You wanna draw the damn thing? [Joe and Jimmy arrive at the stadium and see Marcone's car]. You want the envelope the hooker had, right? McCoskey: That's my motto. Sheldon 'Shelly' Marcone: Go stick your head in that speaker. Let's go out there in this half and kick some butt! 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